The thrill of The Roast, tomorrow night at 20.30 hours on Comedy Central, began already in the invitation that the guests received. A picture of a smiling Gordon that his middle finger upward, a scratched mirror and a cd with a krullenbolfoto from the old box with the title 'my greatest hits'. There was absolutely nothing on. No hits.
Roasters
The roasters that Gordon would be burned down (Steven Brunswijk alias the Braboneger, Bobbi Eden, Erland Galjaard, Sophie Hilbrand, Sander Lantinga, Bridget Maasland, Peter Pannekoek and Erik the Black) were in the weeks prior to the programme, and gradually disclosed.
They also shared all small and large speldenprikken before they climbed the stage. Maasland: “He always looks very handsome men, young and preferably straight. That is with Gordon not really feasible."
Cocaine
But that was child’s play compared with what was flushed to the address of the entertainer. Jokes about sex with prime minister Rutte to comparisons with the deadly disease, his cocaine use, his accident in Greece last summer, the failure of the Top acts in the Eurovision song Contest and his singing career in general. “People say, ‘pity that he has not been hit by vehicles’. Pathetic anyway. He was a singer of whom the plates after his death do not sell", according to Brunswick.
The personalities who took the floor, made just like in the original American version of the show also elkáár and the so-called Roast Master Developing is ridiculous. For example, 'refrigerator' Maasland them along to her appearance – ” if she her legs apart does, is there a light on' – and there was laughter to her appearance, even by her employer Galjaard.
Erland
But also of the RTL programme director remained, just as his wife, Wendy van Dijk, who at one of the tables in the hall was, no chip very. The rumor that Quote: last year, spread over a cocaine sniffing Van Dijk – who then successfully to the court stepped in – by various critics eagerly warmed up for this occasion. It was through the roast around a running gag, if there is not a part of the table remains in position after the assembly.
Peter Pannekoek, former DWDD-comedian and, according to the roasters is a unknown that only through his mother – head of entertainment at the VARA has managed to work, was the big surprise of the evening. He turned out to be a master in the roasten, dared even to make reference to Hitler, and received a standing ovation.
Snuff
A pause was then ushered by Developing: “Gordon is just a snuff.” The main character turned out to be the legs not to have taken, where for the show was suggested, and returned after the break again, cheerful back. More seksgrappen passed the revue, like a bake on racism. Also the new political party THINK and Sylvana Simons came on the turn. The proverbial wink of the eye was occasionally hard to find. And while in the hall about 'oh, what a pity, this really can’t', it seemed to Gordon, nothing to love. The smile of the entertainer echoed through the studio, he seemed sometimes out of his chair to attack the vultures and choked, almost, and then he even drink uitproestte of the (leed)entertainment.
He made some vicious comments: “What Gordon is arguing, and it is never his fault. You have several times told me that you never wanted to present, keep you to your promise." And, as a reference to the help that Goor with Gerard Joling, who incidentally was not present at the whims of his “fake sister”, it offers to the elderly: “I had a lot of people can help you of tv to catch up.”
Revenge
After all roasters have their say had done, it was the turn of the man of the night himself. After everything seemingly had to put up with it, he grabbed his chance to be on its way, the ground is equal to the eight plus the presenter. “The idea is that you míj for dick. When I saw it, I thought: 'was I really hit by vehicles'."
Also could the entertainer not leave a comment to make about the alleged bit of Erlands spouse – “There goes my contract”, he added. To himself in the end as icing on the cake full of self-mockery to call out to God.
Clash
At the end of the show, it seemed that everyone just good friends, but for how long? Erik the Black predicted: “That clash that is always there, that you are perfectly able to Gordon about them.” But with this Roast, where Gordon as the first Dutchman to the striker’s bite is always on number 1 will remain, he is the one who laughs last.
The Roast of Gordon is tonight at 20.30 show at Comedy Central.
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